UFC on ESPN+ 22: Blachowicz vs. Jacare

Im like Bruce alright hated for being alway right and that why Hideff hates me because I alway beat him  at the pick game like last week

Błachowicz vs. Souza
Ronaldo Souza, TKO, R5
Jacure will win because he no Luke Knockcold or Chris Weidman that get ko'd every fight and Jacure will use his Dundie strength and he going to Ko him with a spinning head kick

Rua vs. Craig
Paul Craig, TKO, R1
Shogun is overated anyone who loose to Forrest Griffan and Dan Hendo is a bum and I see Paul Craig is a beast as he beat the best lightweight Moriha by drop and tap and I see him landing a powerful left hand that explode shogun overacted head

Oliveira vs. Gordon
Jared Gordon, SUB, R1
Jarred Gordan is best as he beat Dan moret by dec and I see him tapping Olivaria as Olivaria BJJ Suck

Arroyo vs. Muniz
Antônio Arroyo, TKO, R1
WHO THE **** IS THIS GUY

Perez vs. Turman
Wellington Turman, SUB, R3
Turman is BEAST as it almost tap Karl and Welington will turn Perez into a Nurmagomedov a tap machine

Moraes vs. Krause
Sérgio Moraes, TKO, R3
The Panther is going to Wakanda Forever because Krause will try to steal his Vibranium

Ramos vs. Garagorri
Eduardo Garagorri, SUB, R3
Garigori beat the bead Banderni and I see him smashing Ramos

Trinaldo vs. Green
Bobby Green, SUB, R3
Green is beast as he got robbed angest drakkor klose and trinaldo suck as he lost to Hernadez, who lost to cowboy, who lost to Tony and anyone who lose to Ferguson is a can

Alves vs. Brown
Randy Brown, SUB, R3
Randy is going to be a rude boy to Warlley will tap in 3rd

Barão vs. Andrade
Renan Barão, SUB, R3
Renon Barao is beast as he just beat Uriah Faber and he will beat Dougals Andreade and my Internet Explorer is pretty good right now

Lipski vs. Macedo
Ariane Lipski, SUB, R3
Both this girl are hidiuse and should have bags on the head as they traumatise little boys like everyone else on tapology and Lipski is more ugly and she will give Macedo a 3 piece and an ice tea, get it

Cortez vs. Melo
Vanessa Melo, SUB, R3
Mello is hotter with a huge tittys that any man will sleep on like pillow and after this fight I will like to sleep on her comfey boobs

ok that's got me interested Joe. Are you suggesting he's running a script on Tap? Because if so I have no idea how that would work.  He'd have to be running a bot and there's no way Greg wouldn't notice. Greg would have to be letting him.

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Ricardo Ramos   vs.   Eduardo Garagorri  
Garragori, KO/TKO R1.


Eduardo is a dark horse. He's a seriously bad ************ who slings bricks and isn't afraid of a back and forth fight. Ramos looks good against guys who have terrible TDD, but should this fight stay standing, which I believe it will, he's going to get ******* waxed brutally. I think this will be a short and horrible night for Ramos.
Confidence: moderate


Antônio Arroyo   vs.   André Muniz   '
Muniz, sub r2.

Arroyo is a seriously big dude for the weight, which makes it difficult to pick against him here but I'm going to do it anyway. Muniz is a very good chain wrestler with nasty subs and the right instinct and pressure to hit them. He's also had a lot tougher road leading up to this comp wise. Arroyo hasn't beaten anyone worth talking about. I'll take Muniz by strangulation.
Confidence: Low


Markus Perez   vs.   Wellington Turman 
Turman, dec.


Every man and his dog is going to all over Wellinton's Acai berries in this no doubt, but this is a much more competitive fight than the Tap pick percentages will suggest. Perez is an animal. He turns up to fight, and he's trying to make things happen bell-to-bell. He's got a win over Heinisch, and has solid defensive wrestling and sprawls. I'd pick him in this if Turman's go to wasn't bodylock to trips, but it is, and his top control is good even if his damage and sub attacks are not. An upset won't surprise me.
Confidence: Moderate


Ariane Lipski   vs.   Veronica Macedo
Macedo, KO/TKO R1

Don't overthink it; Lipski is a Thai boxer pretending to be an MMA fighter. Basically any ranked Muay Thai fighter would perform at about the same standard as Lipski. She's in the promotion because people want to **** her. Well, she'll be getting ****** here. Macedo has the wrestling and GNP required (which honestly is **** all, I honestly doubt lipski could get up if a bodyboard fell on top her and she'd likely be subbed by it) to absolutely wreck Ariane, and I am very confident she's going to. This will look Schevchenko vs Cachoiera.
Confidence: High


Renan Barão   vs.   Douglas Andrade 
Andrade, KO/TKO R2.


This will probably be Barao's swansong in the UFC and the fact that this fight is taking place is a bit of head-scratcher. Andrade is no slouch and really only loses to exceptional fighters. Until he got bollocksed by Yan who is a ******* demon and will very likely be champ within a year he had never been finished with strikes. Barao isn't an exceptional fighter. Not since USADA. He's dropped his last five straight and has fought and looked like an aged, grounded cave bat in all of them. He was horribly torched by a newcomer in his last outing. Easy meal for Andrade....this will be sad to witness.
Confidence: Very High.



Francisco Trinaldo   vs.   Bobby Green 
Bobby Green, Dec.


I can't pick Massaranduba at 41 against Bobby Green, the younger guy whose losses belie the fact he's fought really serious cats for a while now. Klose, Barboza, Poirier....yeah. Trinaldo looked his age against the younger Hernandez in his most recent fight, and seemed to be questioning himself in the striking exchanges. Green isn't a world beater but he's varied and hard to catch. I think he decisions this one pretty comfortably.
Confidence: Moderate



Warlley Alves   vs.   Randy Brown
Alves, sub R1.

I can't even imagine a situation in which rude boy doesn't get effortlessly taken down and either beaten or strangled to death in this fight. Taking Randy here would be like picking the mouse you feed the python over the python. Only question remaining is whether or not Brown gets choked or KO'ed. I'll take Alves by mercy-death sub after a knockdown.
Confidence: Epstein didn't kill himself




Jan Błachowicz   vs.   Ronaldo Souza   
Blachowicz, KO/TKO R2.


I think Souza has had his day, really. He's the same guy he was five years ago stylistically, but he's five years older. Jan is solid everywhere, packs a punch, and can take one. I think he's got the TDD chops to keep this on the feet, and has the superior cardio. His timing has looked better than ever recently and Jacare has been very hittablke in his last few, notably the weidman fight. Anyone who gets touched up by Weidman is probably going to have a bad night against the pole. In fact, I think he gets fed it. I think he eats a nasty counter and follow-ups here.
Confidence: High

* Edited at 11.12.2019, 3:24 AM ET *

that who I am because I throw hand and destroy anyone who trys to fight me

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I got a sub 40% record because I choke out the 40% and made it tap and made it 100%