Topic: Chael Sonnen

Chael Sonnen's list of demands for his next contract.

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yossgold
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07.09.2013 | 2:29 PM ET

From his Q&A in the UFC fan expo:

- Jello Biafra replaces Bruce Buffer as ring announcer.
- Every fight I’m in must be a No. 1 contender fight or a title fight. If I lose, I get an immediate rematch until I win.
- No media can look me in the eye or they will be removed from the room.
- Headset legalized through the commission, so I can call my own fights.
- No longer will I walk to the ring, I need to be carried.
- Keys to your least favorite Ferrari.
- I can Skype or Facetime my fights if I don’t feel like flying.
- Tell GSP to quit being such a ****; I’ll return his truck when I’m done with it.

Now can someone please tell me ... how can you not just love this guy???

ROFL!!!

Plus, he's just married this chick:



WINNING!!

* Edited at 07.09.2013, 2:40 PM ET *

"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205

Chael Sonnen

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Fighter Details

  • Given Name: Chael Patrick Sonnen
  • Pro MMA Record: 30-17-1 (Win-Loss-Draw)
  • Nickname: N/A
  • Current Streak: 2 Losses
  • Age: 1977-04-03 | Date of Birth: 1977.04.03
  • Last Fight: June 14, 2019 in BFC
  • Weight Class: Light Heavyweight | Last Weigh-In: 205.6 lbs
  • Affiliation: American Top Team Portland
  • Height: 6'1" (186cm) | Reach: 74.0" (188cm)
  • Career Disclosed Earnings: $1,091,250 USD
  • Born: Milwaukie, Oregon, United States
  • Fighting out of: West Linn, Oregon
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Ronwah
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07.09.2013 | 2:31 PM ET

"I can Skype or Facetime my fights if I don’t feel like flying."

Oh Chael haha

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07.09.2013 | 2:51 PM ET

- Headset legalized through the commission, so I can call my own fights.


That would be an awesome idea


if he cant get headsets legalized in the ring , the UFC needs to at least make him and Bas take over for Kenny and Anik

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07.09.2013 | 3:00 PM ET

"- Headset legalized through the commission, so I can call my own fights."


lol Just like the Rock.

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07.09.2013 | 3:12 PM ET

Headset legalized through the commission, so I can call my own fights.


I've never wanted anything more from MMA in my entire life. 

"As you can see, my single leg take down was both textbook, and flawless. Now watch as I pass this poor soul's guard and proceed to punch a crater into that thing he calls a face."


Seriously, this needs to happen. Even if the other conditions are passed upon (though they seem perfectly reasonable).

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07.09.2013 | 3:15 PM ET

"Jello Biafra replaces Bruce Buffer as ring announcer."


I'm for it.
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07.09.2013 | 3:58 PM ET

Did anybody see him own that heckler at the expo? That was hilarious lmao.

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yossgold
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07.09.2013 | 4:08 PM ET

Didn't catch that, do you have a link to his Q&A? I watched Rogan's, it was good too ...

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07.09.2013 | 4:12 PM ET

Sadly i didn't record it i just saw it because i was at the expo in line to meet GSP .I keep spamming MMA fighting to upload the full Q & A but i think the reason he insulted the heckler is the reason they don't do it.

"Duck, I want to sleep with my wife tonight,"

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07.09.2013 | 4:23 PM ET

"Every fight I'm in is a #1 contender or title fight and if I lose I get a rematch until I win" Well just call this the Frankie clause

"Ohhhhhhhh ****! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?"

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07.09.2013 | 4:33 PM ET


hes so hilarious sometimes its hard to remember how much of a ********* he really is

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07.09.2013 | 5:32 PM ET

I can't stand chael but im not gonna deny hes funny as hell.

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07.09.2013 | 6:20 PM ET

I used to be a huge Chael hater but over the last 2 years he has turned me around 100% i love the guy now,i can listen to him talk all day.

"Duck, I want to sleep with my wife tonight,"

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07.09.2013 | 6:24 PM ET

The thing you have to learn about Chael is that 97.8% of the stuff that comes out of his mouth is fiction...but it sure is solid gold every time!

"Ohhhhhhhh ****! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?"

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07.10.2013 | 5:35 AM ET

Finally found the Q&A bit,Chael completely destroys this guy haha!



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07.10.2013 | 6:52 AM ET

OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Real talk ... son! LOL!!!!!!!!!

Chael P. Sonnen has spoken!

* Edited at 07.10.2013, 6:53 AM ET *

"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205

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07.10.2013 | 2:22 PM ET

The heckler's name is Bill Smallwood he's 2-3, lmao.Why would you try to pick a fight against some one of Chael's caliber when you have a losing record XD .

"Duck, I want to sleep with my wife tonight,"

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07.12.2013 | 6:29 PM ET

That guy is such a moron and i almost wish chael didnt give him 30 seconds of fame. why kind of moron tries to trash talk one the greatest trash talkers in the world? haha. I hope he learned his lesson now and that he looks like a complete ****** on the internet.
Chael is awesome, MMA would be pretty boring without him. I can't wait for him to fight shogun, i hope he gets to fight wandy after.

* Edited at 07.12.2013, 6:30 PM ET *

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07.12.2013 | 6:39 PM ET

i heard this when i was at the expo. it was pretty entertaining. there were references to the "guy from oklahoma" for the rest of the day haha

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