Topic: Chael Sonnen
Chael Sonnen's list of demands for his next contract.
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07.09.2013 | 2:29 PM ET
- Jello Biafra replaces Bruce Buffer as ring announcer.
- Every fight I’m in must be a No. 1 contender fight or a title fight. If I lose, I get an immediate rematch until I win.
- No media can look me in the eye or they will be removed from the room.
- Headset legalized through the commission, so I can call my own fights.
- No longer will I walk to the ring, I need to be carried.
- Keys to your least favorite Ferrari.
- I can Skype or Facetime my fights if I don’t feel like flying.
- Tell GSP to quit being such a ****; I’ll return his truck when I’m done with it.
Now can someone please tell me ... how can you not just love this guy???
ROFL!!!
Plus, he's just married this chick:
WINNING!!
* Edited at 07.09.2013, 2:40 PM ET *
"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205
Responses
07.09.2013 | 2:31 PM ET
Oh Chael haha
"“I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.""
07.09.2013 | 2:51 PM ET
That would be an awesome idea
if he cant get headsets legalized in the ring , the UFC needs to at least make him and Bas take over for Kenny and Anik
"I'd like to take this chance, to appologize. To absolutely nobody. -Connor McGreGOAT"
07.09.2013 | 3:00 PM ET
lol Just like the Rock.
"Pretend to be someone you're not once, and you're a liar. Do it every day, and you're a professional."
07.09.2013 | 3:12 PM ET
I've never wanted anything more from MMA in my entire life.
"As you can see, my single leg take down was both textbook, and flawless. Now watch as I pass this poor soul's guard and proceed to punch a crater into that thing he calls a face."
Seriously, this needs to happen. Even if the other conditions are passed upon (though they seem perfectly reasonable).
"You look like a 1987 John Hughes high school bully." - Swickotine
07.09.2013 | 3:15 PM ET
I'm for it.
07.09.2013 | 3:58 PM ET
"Duck, I want to sleep with my wife tonight,"
07.09.2013 | 4:08 PM ET
"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205
07.09.2013 | 4:12 PM ET
"Duck, I want to sleep with my wife tonight,"
07.09.2013 | 4:23 PM ET
"Ohhhhhhhh ****! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?"
07.09.2013 | 4:33 PM ET
hes so hilarious sometimes its hard to remember how much of a ********* he really is
"Dude everyone knows Shaq got rich off playing in college"-Baseketball
07.09.2013 | 5:32 PM ET
"Wizzard of Tapology"
07.09.2013 | 6:20 PM ET
"Duck, I want to sleep with my wife tonight,"
07.09.2013 | 6:24 PM ET
"Ohhhhhhhh ****! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?"
07.10.2013 | 5:35 AM ET
"Duck, I want to sleep with my wife tonight,"
07.10.2013 | 6:52 AM ET
Chael P. Sonnen has spoken!
* Edited at 07.10.2013, 6:53 AM ET *
"Hay lohh you Mike, ay lov you Mike. Hyou say somesing like di fo me, and naw I say you ... I LOV YOU! See you som. Boy." -- Yoel Romero, UFC 205
07.10.2013 | 2:22 PM ET
"Duck, I want to sleep with my wife tonight,"
07.12.2013 | 6:29 PM ET
Chael is awesome, MMA would be pretty boring without him. I can't wait for him to fight shogun, i hope he gets to fight wandy after.
* Edited at 07.12.2013, 6:30 PM ET *
"I aint surprised ************s"-Nate Diaz
07.12.2013 | 6:39 PM ET
"get outta my face man! i gotta go get drunk"-Rampage